Monday, July 20, 2009

Hubristic is the new fashion

A blog is a place where one can express one's thoughts and feelings.

This blog is thus created.

The being(s) that run(s) this blog have stories of their own.

The stories might be common, or not, depending on you (the readers of course).

The stories might also be based on true events, or they might also be purely fictional, depending on the creative aspirations of the writer(s).

The posts will include all sort of things: reviews, opinions, random thoughts, write-ups, poems, stories, lyrics, or simply put, anything that can be put into words.

The writer(s) of this blog love(s) ice-cream (duh).

The writer(s) of this blog may or may not be one hundred per cent sane/saint and thus, may speak rubbish and appear silly at times. However, please take note that the writer(s) are fully educated and knowledgeable people or in other words, kita orang sumer gi sekolah tau.

The writer(s) wish not to be associated with any gender either female, male, shemale or any other genderless being(s). In any event that the writer(s) may appear to be projecting strong characteristics/features of any particular gender, it is advisable to all of you (readers) not to make any assumptions and to remain objective at all times.

This blog is a very serious blog. Anyone who intends to make dumb jokes are advise to create their own blogs and not to spoil the feng shui of this blog.

This blog may or may not be updated regularly, depending on whether or not the writer(s) are busy watching movies, sleeping, hibernating, eating, watching DVDs, designing, working, dating, brainstorming, reading, cursing, cooking, washing, window-shopping, worrying, crying, exercising, lamenting, flying, talking, chatting, fighting, travelling, photographing, and other pointless (but essential) activities.

Bahasa pengantara yang akan digunakan di dalam blog ini is subjected to change atau dalam kata lain, boleh berubah-ubah according to the writer(s) preference dan kesesuaian. Writer(s) bagi blog ini tidak mengambil kira soal bahasa rojak atau tidak kerana writer(s) bagi blog ini kadangkala cenderung untuk bersikap -in a term recognisable by english literature students- hubristic atau excessive pride di mana writer(s) bagi blog ini merasakan mampu untuk berbahasa di dalam pelbagai bahasa dengan baik (to an extent anyway).

All types of criticisms (constructive, destructive, playful, imaginative, silly, mencapap, syok sendiri etc) are also welcome (with the possibility of a counter-criticism as the writer(s) can sometimes be very defensive and vicious).

The writer(s) feel that reading should be a pleasure to all thus if by any reason, you (the readers) are deeply pained or tortured when reading this blog, please, stop immediately as you gotta love yourself first man. No harm done.

Oh yeah- for those (the readers) who think they can bear with this blog, well, do enjoy reading it.

cheers.